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  These guys crash a Kingdom Hall on Memorial, video included

  by Crazyguy in

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  2. friends

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7mars2mtaui.

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  breakfast of champions

  There were a couple comments here how " the kids will see these apostates protesting and they'll be curious and they'll wake up blah blah blah."

  Let me tell you: I was a kid around ten years old when some raving lunatic apostate just like these jerkoffs starts yelling and screaming nonsense in the middle of a circuit assembly. Honestly, I was scared as hell of this guy and I thanked God about twenty brothers surrounded him and kicked him the hell out of there.

  So you want to know what's going through JW kids little brains when you pull this shit? They're scared as hell of you.
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  April video online, "endurance"

  by bohm in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  april video online.

  at around 42 minutes, a women find jehovahs witness, but her husband is not too hot on the idea and so she has to study with her children in secret.

  however eventually the husband prays to jehovah that if jehovah will help him find a leak in a construction he is working on, he will go to a meeting and presto, the next day jehovah help him find the leak so now he is a witness..

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  breakfast of champions

  Okay. I'm quitting this board and going back.

  On my way to school, I said "Oh dear god I need a coffee."

  And you know what happened?

  I walked into the on-campus Starbuck's, ordered a tall dark roast, and am now sipping a rich, aromatic cup of joe!

  Praise Jehover!

  Goodbye apostates! I'm outta here!
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  April video online, "endurance"

  by bohm in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  april video online.

  at around 42 minutes, a women find jehovahs witness, but her husband is not too hot on the idea and so she has to study with her children in secret.

  however eventually the husband prays to jehovah that if jehovah will help him find a leak in a construction he is working on, he will go to a meeting and presto, the next day jehovah help him find the leak so now he is a witness..

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  breakfast of champions

  Just watched it (the "experience" at 42:00).

  You know, each time I watch one of these JW broadcasts, I wonder how they could make them any loonier. . . .

  They have again succeeded in the April edition!
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  These guys crash a Kingdom Hall on Memorial, video included

  by Crazyguy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7mars2mtaui.

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  breakfast of champions

  Bunch of fucking lunatic assholes.
  
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  I'm an ABSENTHEIST. Are you also?

  by EdenOne in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it just dawned on me.

  the existence of god can't be proved, neither is there evidence of god's inexistence.

  so, i'm neither theist neither atheist.

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  breakfast of champions

  I might be an Absinthest . .

  That's some tasty stuff! 😉
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  WT addresses the "rapture" teaching.

  by wifibandit in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  look at paragraph 15 of the 2015 july 15th study edition pg 18-19.. http://imgur.com/3wparys.

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  basically they admit to teaching the rapture (for the anointed remnant), just don't call it that!.

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  breakfast of champions

  Heard the whole rapture thing right from Sanderson's mouth when we went to the July 2013 Wt study at his hall a couple years back: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/261039/went-july-15-wt-study-governing-body-members-hall
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  The 50 Ways to Be Disfellowshipped

  by Wild_Thing in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was wondering ... what are all of the "official" reasons provided by elders for disfellowshipping someone?

  i know the most common reasons are adultery and fornication, but what about the others?

  a couple of years ago i traveled back to my hometown` and one of my old jw acquaintances told me that her grown son had been disfellowshipped for refusing to stop associating with another disfellowshipped person.

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  breakfast of champions

  You Just slip out the back, Jack

  Make a new plan, Stan

  You don't need to be coy, Roy

  Just get yourself free

  Hop on the bus, Gus

  You don't need to discuss much

  Just drop off the key, Lee

  And get yourself free
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  Worst Memorial Talk Ever!

  by The Searcher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i honestly have never heard such claptrap being delivered in a memorial talk.. the speaker repeatedly put down the way other religions administered the bread & wine, and claimed that witnesses do it exactly as the bible describes.

  oh yeah????.

  he forgot to mention - when reading aloud 1 corinthians 11:25 - that after passing the bread, a full meal was to be shared, before the wine was passed around!

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  breakfast of champions

  Thanks for the heads up, THE SEARCHER.

  Reporting from the East Coast of the United States,

  BOC
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  JW Table at My Student Center Today, My Response

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  they're baaaack!!!

  jws "tabling" at my student center again, first time in over six months.

  i wonder if the fact it's been 15 degrees out had anything to do with it?

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  breakfast of champions

  JHINE - LOL! So what do I want to be when I grow up? Hmmmmmm........

  I am going for a double major in Computer Science and Linguistics.

  What can you do with that?

  Ideally, I would love to go on to grad school and get a PhD in Linguistics. ...

  Realistically, I would love to complete my bachelors and go into natural language processing.
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  A brilliant psychologist

  by voodoo lady in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been seeing a brilliant psychologist.

  he has been pivotal in drawing the parallels between my jw upbringing - specifically the hypocrisy i saw as a child - and the reason i've tolerated lies and inconsistencies in my most significant adult relationship.. i've seen one other psychologist in the past.

  she didn't get the issues surrounding the religion whatsoever, didn't regard that aspect of my backstory as relevant, and was of little help to me.. has anyone else seen a psychologist - whether for help with coping in the aftermath of leaving the religion, or for seemingly unrelated issues that actually turned out to be related?

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  breakfast of champions

  Oh gosh yes!

  One thing I learned in my Psych 101 class is that if you are not satisfied with or don't feel as though your psychologist is "getting it," feel free to move on without guilt.

  My first psychologist (actually a psychopharmacologist) was a great guy, I really liked him. But in retrospect, he really did not see the obvious.

  My second psychologist was outstanding. I was refered to her by my university, and going to her was the best thing I ever did. She didn't totally "get the religion thing" at first, but soon came to see it as another source of abuse and control in my life.

  Again, seeing her was one of the best investments I ever made in my life.